so I just took a shower
and when I got back i had lost a follower
christ people I know i’m punk but I ain’t no crust punk
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again

